The Handlers
A private game. Every player at this table swears they are working.
Scroll to play your hand.
“I’m calling your bluff.”
Madame Merge, to the whole table
You said you were watching the terminal. You were looking at your phone.
She clears the table and goes home.
Madame Merge is a desktop character who watches you while Claude Code works, and calls you back the moment it needs your approval.
“Your code is garbage and you have the attention span of a goldfish.”
Madame Merge, in her own room
“Put. The phone. Down.”
What you hear after two minutes of ignoring a prompt
Leave your email. She will send for you.
One message when The Handlers is ready for your desktop.
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